A 43 Year Age Difference Wrong? Not If You’re A Rock Star.

Fact: Steven Tyler is 63 years old. That is 5 years younger than my own mother. So, technically, he could be my father. A young father, but I’m pretty sure he was “doin’ it” at that age.

Fact: Steven Tyler’s first solo performance video was released this week.(You can see the video here.)

Fact: The back-up singer, Nicole Scherzinger (age 32), could definitely be his daughter.

 Almost Fact (because I’m still trying to prove it): The model used in the video, the object of Steven Tyler’s desires, looks young. Like really, really, really young. Uber-young. Young enough to be my daughter. So that would be young enough to be his granddaughter.

Fact + fact + fact + almost fact = something that turns my stomach.

Ewwwww.

Just ewwwww.

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11 responses to “A 43 Year Age Difference Wrong? Not If You’re A Rock Star.

  1. Don’t forget family values guy Rupert Murdoch!

  2. Wonder how his daughters Liv and Mia feel about it? I watched the video and I have to agree, the blonde girl seems really really young.

  3. Um, there’s a lot of grossness in this video. But yeah, you hit it on the head.

  4. Reminds me of those Ke$ha lyrics, “We kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.” Seriously? I guess the fascination goes both ways, but I just don’t get it. And I don’t want to.

  5. He’s just too weird.

  6. Kristin

    Yuck. Just yuck.

  7. I thought the same thing about the Ke$ha lyrics. Also, 1. totally agree – ew. 2. This is he second time in two days I’ve had cause to remember the time in university when I was watching some talk show with my housemates and the host asked this woman “well come on now, you have to admit it’s a little strange for a forty-seven year old woman to be married to a fourteen-year-old boy isn’t it?” and she looked straight back at him and said “not in Alabama”. So I guess it…kind of goes….both ways? At least in Alabama?

  8. I had a crush on Sting for YEARS. I conned my poor dad into buying me autobiographies on the star and did every possible class project on the man (seriously. I turned in a Sting themed board game in ecology class and a bookreport on Sting’s memoir because we were to write about British classics and I figured he did the trick). It took me until a year ago to realize the Ick Factor of it all. Major Ick. Steven Tyler with a young thang? Triple Ick Ick.

  9. I still think he’s sexy.

  10. Oh yeah, just yuck all round! :D

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