“I have read the terms and conditions…..”
Check. Or click.
That’s about as far as I get. I read those first seven words and I click away. Without ever reading said terms and conditions. I just cross my fingers and hope for the best.
Every once in a great while it won’t let you click the handy terms and conditions box unless you at least scroll through said terms and conditions.
So I do.
“The legal agreements set out below….blah, blah, blah,……Neither issuer nor BlahCorp. is responsible for….blah, blah, blah,……Your use of the Services includes the ability to….blah, blah, blah….”
But does anyone really ever get that far? Don’t you just scroll as quickly as you can and then click?
I admit it. I do.
Don’t they all say basically the same thing?
“We (BlahBlah Corp.) own your finger clicking if you use our service. And you (the user) are responsible for all the clicks you click on our site. We (BlahBlah Corp.) have our butts covered and you (the user) are on your own.”
(Oh. I feel so used.)
They spell it all out. Everything they will and will not provide. There is nothing left to chance or good faith or sound moral character.
And we blindly click. Annoyed with the legal jargon and irrelevant circumstances and idiot proofing.
Why can’t there be an easy to read, concise and precise terms and conditions agreement?
Something like this:
“We, BlahBlah Corp., own every finger click on this site. If you don’t trust our site, don’t click here.”
End of story.
Simple. Concise. And true.
In our litigious society, putting blind faith and trust into a company or website is dangerous. And unfortunately, the companies can’t trust us, either. So we are stuck with a silly step where we click a box saying we’ve read something when we haven’t.
When was the last time you read, completely and fully, a terms and conditions document?
At least we are all lying together.
But not in bed.
Because I’m married.
And that bed would get pretty crowded.