#2son – We were made to play Legos!
#1son – You are under arrest for making too good a starship…..Can you make me one?
#2son – It’s easy! Just do step one, two, three and you’re done!
#1son – Dooo, doo, doh, doh, doh, (high pitched whistling)
#2son – Tarter Sauce! I wanted to play with that train! (Oops…I think they’re watching too much Spongebob)
#1son – Chugga, chugga, toot, toot! Ha, ha – get it? Toot? Like you tooted? Did you toot? Hey, I can toot on purpose!
#2son – Brrrrrrmm. Brrrrrrrmm. Brrrrrrrmm. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm.
#1son – Don’t forget to flush! That’s gross!
#2son- When I was a baby I didn’t need this much fun!
#1son- Pshhhhhh. Boot. Boot. Boot. Pshhhhhh. (What IS IT with boys and sound effects?)
#2son – Arrrrrrr, Matey! Wanna sail the seven seas with me? Ask mom if we can take a bath.
#2son – MOM! Do you have any knives? We want to see if this is magnetic.