Daily Archives: June 1, 2010

‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

Utterly and completely uninspired for my Tunes For Tuesday post I stumbled across this site: Kiss This Guy – The Archive of Misheard Lyrics. After being utterly and completely amused for over an hour I decided to share the fun. Below are 10 misheard lyrics. See if you can guess the original song. I will post the answers at the end of tomorrow’s post.

Good luck!

1. “Saving his life from his warm sausage tea”

2. “Shake it like a Polaroid preacher”

3. “Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy”

4. “A Llama gone convex”

5. “It’s too late to order fries”

6. “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”

7. “Hold me close. Tie me down, sir”

8. “Hit me with your pet shark”

9. “Thought my mom sat on you”

10. “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”


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