Fact: Steven Tyler is 63 years old. That is 5 years younger than my own mother. So, technically, he could be my father. A young father, but I’m pretty sure he was “doin’ it” at that age.
Fact: Steven Tyler’s first solo performance video was released this week.(You can see the video here.)
Fact: The back-up singer, Nicole Scherzinger (age 32), could definitely be his daughter.
Almost Fact (because I’m still trying to prove it): The model used in the video, the object of Steven Tyler’s desires, looks young. Like really, really, really young. Uber-young. Young enough to be my daughter. So that would be young enough to be his granddaughter.
Fact + fact + fact + almost fact = something that turns my stomach.