The Weather Channel is responsible for my anxiety and I’m ticked.
The Storm of the Century of the Week.
I can’t take it anymore. And it’s only January.
I live in the part of the country where snowfall is occasional. Once or twice a year. Ice storms are more probable. When the weather calls for rain during freezing temps everyone is set into a panic. Hence, the picture I posted a few years ago:
They sent us into a panic last week. They did it again last night. And this time, they closed schools for today.
Don’t get me wrong. I am enjoying this impromptu “snow” day with my kids. Games, cookie baking and even out to lunch with friends. Because as it stands, we’ve yet to see any of the Storm of the Century of the Week.
What I don’t enjoy are the stern-faced-alarming-voiced-weatherpeople breaking into my favorite television program showing us the latest radar map with predictions that rarely come true. I’m learning that weather is unpredictable and man cannot control the outcome no matter how hard our meteorologists try.
Oh sure, they’d love to see us covered in ice, trucks swirling off the roads into ditches, icicles dripping off trees and power lines. It all makes for great television. It’s what they live for.
What they really need to do is swallow a chill pill and take the wait and see approach.
But instead, it’s another Storm of the Century of the Week.
Which is named, Winter Storm Khan.
Yes. You heard right. They are now naming winter storms.
Hurricanes, I get. Even tropical storms.
But snow? We’re going to start naming a bunch of snowflakes and ice?
What’s next? Naming every bout of rainfall and thunderstorm that we have?
Hurricanes are devastating and cruel. They wreck havoc like no other. And I admit, so can snow and ice storms. But typically, not in the same way. With a hurricane comes devastating flooding, water damage that takes months to fix. The vast majority of areas that are attacked by snow storms like Khan are prepared. They have snow plows and salt trucks, snow tires and hot chocolate aplenty.
So what’s up with naming a little snow storm? Are meteorologists that bored with their jobs? Do they feel put out when the main newscasters steal their thunder, reporting on the storm before their paltry little 5 minutes at the end of the news hour? Or is The Weather Channel striving to be relevant by pumping up a storm and it’s potential for damage?
Pretty soon, we’re going to be calling The Weather Channel the guys who cry wolf. Weekly.
And when we need to race to the store to clear the shelves of milk and bread?
We won’t be listening.
On a side note, I must admit, Khan is an awfully great name for a snow storm. But won’t they be sorry when this storm passes and they wasted “Khan” when they could have saved it for when Storm Nemo comes along?
Poor Nemo. That cute little guy doesn’t look menacing at all.