6-Year-Old Retires…..Whaaaaa?

This just in!

Six-year-old Eden Wood is retiring from…..

beauty pageants.

After all, she’s competed in over 300 already. Call it burn-out. Call it been-there-done-that.  Whatever the reason, she’s done.

Oh. Wait.

Maybe pageants will interfere with her book tour. She’s written a memoir. It’s called “From Cradle To Crown.” Six years old and she has a memoir already.

Boy, I’d better get busy with mine. Looks like I’m about 40 years behind schedule.